There is a school teacher in Prinfall
He is probably the strangest of all
Every day on his way to teach class
He comes to a cliff over which he must pass
He lives in fear of this journey each day
But to get to his school this is the only way
Over the cliff’s edge he must step with his feet
As he steps off the curb and onto the street
Sebastian sat upon a great hill
Prinfall was on a greater one still
Between the two was a valley so wide
That they named it “The Great City Divide”
They could not agree on who owned the land
Even though it was just rocks and some sand
They struck a deal that was pleasing to all
Rocks went to Sebastian and sand to Prinfall
In Sebastian they had an election
The choices for sheriff were bad selections
They did not like the choices they had
So voters wrote in for “Big Franky” instead
Now Franky lived out on the south side
He is very quiet with nothing to hide
Frank y won by a landslide somehow
Even though Big Franky’s a cow
Sue Henderson lives on Prinfall lane
Her husband Martin drives her insane
He’s mean at times and always a bore
So she moved into the house that’s next door
It is a house of peace and much rest
The home of her friends that she likes the best
But it’s also the house that Martin runs to
When he escapes from his nagging wife Sue
There are two sisters that live in Prinfall
They are the most observant of all
For these sisters are not just kin
But they are also Siamese twins
They see all things both morning and night
You can never be out of view of their sight
They’ve seen many things in this life they’ve led
For they are joined in the back of the head
In Sebastian they were building rail tracks
To carry them to Prinfall and back
And so Prinfall heard about this one day
And begin building tracks to meet them halfway
They got closer with each week that went past
Until the lines were almost together at last
Men beamed with pride on the joining day
But one line passed the other six feet away
On the street corners of Sebastian
Quite many accidents seemed to happen
The issue was caused by the traffic lights
For they had never did light up quite right
The signal lights were built by the town vet
So the town could save and not be in debt
The problem with his help that’s so kind
Is that the town vet is color blind
All of Sebastian stood in great awe
When Simon Malloy said, “Let’s Draw”
For the town council needed a team
To rid the town of pirates, it seemed
Not because of the wise words he shared
Or the Mr. Malloy was the town mayor
Their awe and wonder and their cheers
Were because he hadn’t spoken in thirty years
If you are like me and your dream is to be a bum and get paid for it then you need to apply for this job. This seems too good to be true but apparently its not. I just wish I knew how to do video and pictures and be professional on a job. (I could just send money to my family for a six months.)
In Sebastian there is an odd man
He is well known throughout the land
He has a big house on the north shore
But what is odd is he is nine foot four
But when his house to visit you go
You will find Horace and his brother Moe
When you look at these brothers you’ll see
Horace is five foot one and Moe is four foot three
